This toilet roll type I brought is so strong that you need to use maybe three squares at most.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

And I'm a "mitten of toilet paper" type of guy.

[carbonatedpastasauce@lemmy.world]

Get a bidet attachment. Even at 3 squares per ‘visit’ it will eventually pay for itself. And saving money is very dull.

[drolex@sopuli.xyz]

Can you get a picture of a sleeping puppy on your bidet?

[carbonatedpastasauce@lemmy.world]

Nope. Utterly impossible.

[toofpic@lemmy.world]

You're a fucking 10-ply, bud!

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

At minimum!

[rhynoplaz@lemmy.world]

Second the bidet. We buy the cheap tp, but it's good enough to dry in just two swipes!

[dogsnest@lemmy.world]

A bidet is like a great mattress: when you finally get one, you wonder wtf took you so long.
But unlike a great mattress, a bidet is simple and less than 50 bucks (Canadian even!)

[dogsnest@lemmy.world]

I'd feel especially sorry for what the inanimate sleeping puppy would have to experience.

[jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works]

Taking a dump anywhere without a bidet just feels dirty.

[greatalbatross@feddit.uk]

Yep, it's great, isn't it? The koala brand is even better, imho.

You just have to deprogram people who mitten up.

[drolex@sopuli.xyz]

Yeah. I thought science and technology could only bring us so far.

[theminions@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I have been trying to talk my wife into getting one for ages. Anyone have a good argument I should try next time?

[drolex@sopuli.xyz]

Yeah. I thought science and technology could only bring us so far.

[dscratch@sh.itjust.works]

Friend started dating a guy. Guy would spend a bunch of time over at friends house. Lo and behold, one day we visit and there’s a new bidet that BF ‘bought for friend’.

We all know BF bought for himself.

[ikidd@lemmy.world]

Just get one, put it on and use it yourself, you can get one that spins on the supply line and hangs off the side of the tank for like $40. Once you've started washing your asshole instead of suffering with TP and a constantly dirty chocolate starfish, you'll never go back. She might use it and realize the same.

[pronell@lemmy.world]

My favorite glib argument in favor of bidets is "When you get poop on you, do you wipe it off or wash?"

Honestly though they're cheap, easy to install, feel great (clean), and save money. And if she doesn't want to use it she doesn't have to.

Plus you get the joy of hearing the yelp from unexpected cold water on the anuses of your guests when they try it for the first time.

Luxe bidet is the brand I use nothing fancy to it at all. (Clearly as it's not even warm water.)

[theminions@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I probably should have mentioned we share a bathroom with two kids (small house). So her main concern is that children would play with it. (7 and 2)

[pronell@lemmy.world]

Oh.

Yes.

Kids would turn it on and a jet of water would hit the ceiling. Look into other models, hehehehe.

[kbobabob@lemmy.world]

So you didn't dry off?