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Got a six-pack for me and the boys

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      I love how its advertising 5+1 as if its a bonus. A 6 pack is not a new packaging technique and its easier to pack and ship an even numbers of cans. I'd even argue its almost false advertising but i guess the 6 pack is the price of 5 cans? But again, bulk pricing is not a new concept and would be somewhat expected.

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        Plant-based protein at an excellent value.

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          That's gastastic

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            I love how its advertising 5+1 as if its a bonus. A 6 pack is not a new packaging technique and its easier to pack and ship an even numbers of cans. I'd even argue its almost false advertising but i guess the 6 pack is the price of 5 cans? But again, bulk pricing is not a new concept and would be somewhat expected.

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            It gets even worse. They were on Sale too.
            So I paid like for ~4 cans.

            Which makes this whole 5+1 even more ridiculous.

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              I bought the sugar free ones on accident. Didn't even know those existed. And they shouldn't.

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                I need my gratis dose of Heinz Beanz! (In a rich tomato suace (High Protein))

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                  i like how one can is apparently "1 dose". inject those beans straight into my veins

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                    I bought the sugar free ones on accident. Didn't even know those existed. And they shouldn't.

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                    That's horrible.

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                      It gets even worse. They were on Sale too.
                      So I paid like for ~4 cans.

                      Which makes this whole 5+1 even more ridiculous.

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                      4 + 1 + 1

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                        Deserves a toast!

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                          The "beanz" name makes it sound like it's an artificial mockery of the real thing, like chicken "wyngz".

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                            It gets even worse. They were on Sale too.
                            So I paid like for ~4 cans.

                            Which makes this whole 5+1 even more ridiculous.

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                            payed

                            paid

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                              payed

                              paid

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                              Oh thank you 😅

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                                i like how one can is apparently "1 dose". inject those beans straight into my veins

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                                PSA:
                                Know your limit!⚠️
                                Don't overbean! 🫘☠️
                                Go to https://quit-the-bean.gov/ for more Information on Bean replacement therapies in your local area or at home.

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                                  All the memes about those things got me interested in actually trying them. Turns out those light-blue packaged ones are a pain in the ass to find in the US - eventually spotted in the European section of a 'world foods' type grocer. Now I'm excited to dive in: not expecting magic or anything, but this much hype on the internet is founded on something surely.

                                  Even made toast to eat em with to get the full experience.

                                  They tasted like... beans. They're just beans. Nothing special about the flavor or texture. On toast they taste like beans + bread.

                                  You fuckers had me so pumped for that shit, and they're just fuckin' beans.

                                  3/10. Sated hunger and curiosity. Nothing else.

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                                    All the memes about those things got me interested in actually trying them. Turns out those light-blue packaged ones are a pain in the ass to find in the US - eventually spotted in the European section of a 'world foods' type grocer. Now I'm excited to dive in: not expecting magic or anything, but this much hype on the internet is founded on something surely.

                                    Even made toast to eat em with to get the full experience.

                                    They tasted like... beans. They're just beans. Nothing special about the flavor or texture. On toast they taste like beans + bread.

                                    You fuckers had me so pumped for that shit, and they're just fuckin' beans.

                                    3/10. Sated hunger and curiosity. Nothing else.

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                                    He finally fell for it guys!

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                                      He finally fell for it guys!

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                                      I'm half tempted to try it again on the suspicion that the can I found just wasn't a good batch. I ain't above being fooled twice.

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                                        Don't let me catch you slippin'

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                                          I love how its advertising 5+1 as if its a bonus. A 6 pack is not a new packaging technique and its easier to pack and ship an even numbers of cans. I'd even argue its almost false advertising but i guess the 6 pack is the price of 5 cans? But again, bulk pricing is not a new concept and would be somewhat expected.

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                                          but i guess the 6 pack is the price of 5 cans?

                                          That's a standard method for hiding a price increase. You start with a pack of 6 priced at $5.99. You then run a "5+1" campaign advertising this special deal at just $5.49. Great value! Finally, you end the campaign and set the new price at $5.49 × (6/5) = $6.59. Doing it this way reduces profit for the duration of the campaign, but customers won't be as angry as with a straight increase, because the actual increase in this method is the $5.49 for the 5+1, which doesn't "feel" like an increase.

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