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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • X [email protected]

    What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

    • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

    • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

    • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

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    #64

    The Fox News intern probably didn't need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.

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    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

      This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

      blackmist@feddit.ukB This user is from outside of this forum
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      Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

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      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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        They're so fucking stupid and that's exactly what they want to be.

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          The Fox News intern probably didn't need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.

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          Human needs more water and less energy, yes.

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          • X [email protected]

            What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

            • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

            • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

            • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

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            To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

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            • L [email protected]

              To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

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              Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.

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              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol

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                • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                  Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

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                  What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

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                    Human needs more water and less energy, yes.

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                    Get desalination plants and a closed loop manufacturing process and all you need to care about is energy.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Write it

                      cut it

                      paste it

                      save it

                      load it

                      check it

                      quick, rewrite it

                      Plug it

                      play it

                      burn it

                      rip it

                      drag it

                      drop it

                      zip

                      unzip it

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                      GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

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                      • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                        Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

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                        Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

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                        • U [email protected]

                          Get desalination plants and a closed loop manufacturing process and all you need to care about is energy.

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                          Isn't facebook trying to buy a nuclear power plant?

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                            This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                            It doesn't matter. None of faux news viewers can read.

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                              *repository, jeniuses

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                              Fact-checking is one thing, but they didn't even spell-check.

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                              • L [email protected]

                                To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

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                                Spell-check did though.

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                                • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                  Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

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                                  Don't tell them breathing is communism then

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                                    Why is the headline in quotes?

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                                    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                      Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

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                                      Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

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                                        Don't tell them breathing is communism then

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                                        We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!

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                                          And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol

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                                          they both will

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