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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • N [email protected]

    Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

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    #33

    I haven't seen the news release, but I would hope they are explaining those terms because they are going to have someone on to talk about github and they were planning on using said terms

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    • Y [email protected]

      At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

      “GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

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      #34

      "Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."

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      • psaldorn@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

        At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

        Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

        THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

        Or am I being trolled.

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        #35

        You know how scam emails intentionally include mistakes because they want to filter out smart people? Same idea.

        Reasonably smart people will see this and go "this is garbage". The idiots will go deeper, and become loyal gop voters.

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        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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          #36

          "forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

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          • E [email protected]

            Dafuq is an e-note.

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            #37

            Didthey stutta?

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            • E [email protected]

              Dafuq is an e-note.

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              wrote on last edited by
              #38

              It's part of the new Business Douche language word salad.

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              • E [email protected]

                Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

                Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

                Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

                I think I even got the word count down.

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                in a *branch?

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                • S [email protected]

                  Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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                  Could be a trusty rump bone

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                  • R [email protected]

                    "Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."

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                    #41

                    shit init

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                    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                      *repository, jeniuses

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                      • D [email protected]

                        For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.

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                        If it's too correct Americans can't read it.

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                        • F [email protected]

                          unzip
                          strip
                          touch
                          finger
                          grep
                          mount
                          fsck
                          more
                          yes
                          fsck
                          fsck
                          fsck
                          umount
                          sleep

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                          #44

                          Write it

                          cut it

                          paste it

                          save it

                          load it

                          check it

                          quick, rewrite it

                          Plug it

                          play it

                          burn it

                          rip it

                          drag it

                          drop it

                          zip

                          unzip it

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                          • D [email protected]

                            "forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

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                            “CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something

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                            • D [email protected]

                              in a *branch?

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                              wrote on last edited by
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                              What do trees have to do with computers?

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                              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                This physically hurts me.

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                                • E [email protected]

                                  Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

                                  Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

                                  Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

                                  I think I even got the word count down.

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                                  wrote on last edited by
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                                  Repository: your code.

                                  Fork: my code.

                                  Pull request: u want my code?

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Write it

                                    cut it

                                    paste it

                                    save it

                                    load it

                                    check it

                                    quick, rewrite it

                                    Plug it

                                    play it

                                    burn it

                                    rip it

                                    drag it

                                    drop it

                                    zip

                                    unzip it

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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #49

                                    whip it good

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      whip it good

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                                      #50

                                      break yo mommas back

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                                      • L [email protected]

                                        An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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                                        wrote on last edited by
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                                        Thanks, dad

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                                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                          This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                                          If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

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