Fox news trying to explain github.
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
Fox Business*
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Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.
I haven't seen the news release, but I would hope they are explaining those terms because they are going to have someone on to talk about github and they were planning on using said terms
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At least they didn’t call it a suppository.
“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”
"Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."
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At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.
Did they let a 6 year old write that up?
THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.
Or am I being trolled.
You know how scam emails intentionally include mistakes because they want to filter out smart people? Same idea.
Reasonably smart people will see this and go "this is garbage". The idiots will go deeper, and become loyal gop voters.
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
"forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.
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Dafuq is an e-note.
Didthey stutta?
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Dafuq is an e-note.
It's part of the new Business Douche language word salad.
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Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
in a *branch?
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Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?
Could be a trusty rump bone
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"Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."
shit init
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
*repository, jeniuses
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For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.
If it's too correct Americans can't read it.
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"forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.
“CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something
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in a *branch?
What do trees have to do with computers?
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
This physically hurts me.
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Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
Repository: your code.
Fork: my code.
Pull request: u want my code?
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Write it
cut it
paste it
save it
load it
check it
quick, rewrite it
Plug it
play it
burn it
rip it
drag it
drop it
zip
unzip it
whip it good
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whip it good
break yo mommas back
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An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.
Thanks, dad
