Fox news trying to explain github.
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I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.
Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~
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Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.
You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?
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Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.
Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
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They should just have said it’s “like email”.
A series of tubes.
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You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply
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You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?
Given historical evidence of my writing that is not a sure thing.
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
Fox Business*
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Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.
I haven't seen the news release, but I would hope they are explaining those terms because they are going to have someone on to talk about github and they were planning on using said terms
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At least they didn’t call it a suppository.
“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”
"Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."
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At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.
Did they let a 6 year old write that up?
THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.
Or am I being trolled.
You know how scam emails intentionally include mistakes because they want to filter out smart people? Same idea.
Reasonably smart people will see this and go "this is garbage". The idiots will go deeper, and become loyal gop voters.
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
"forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.
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Dafuq is an e-note.
Didthey stutta?
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Dafuq is an e-note.
It's part of the new Business Douche language word salad.
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Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
in a *branch?
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Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?
Could be a trusty rump bone
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"Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
*repository, jeniuses
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For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.
If it's too correct Americans can't read it.
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"forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.
“CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something
