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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

    This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

    dave@feddit.ukD This user is from outside of this forum
    dave@feddit.ukD This user is from outside of this forum
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    I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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    • N [email protected]

      And directly between those:
      "Term"--explanation (no space after "--")

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      #23

      I think --explanation is the command line switch to output a brief summary of a git command.

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      • M [email protected]

        I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.

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        #24

        From Fox News? Couldn't be.

        It's 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?

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        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

          This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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          #25

          They should just have said it’s “like email”.

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          • dave@feddit.ukD [email protected]

            I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

            tomenzgg@midwest.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
            tomenzgg@midwest.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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            #26

            Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~

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            • M [email protected]

              Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

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              #27

              You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?

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              • M [email protected]

                Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

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                wrote on last edited by
                #28

                Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

                Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

                Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

                I think I even got the word count down.

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                • N [email protected]

                  They should just have said it’s “like email”.

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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #29

                  A series of tubes.

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                  • artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                    You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

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                    #30

                    unzip
                    strip
                    touch
                    finger
                    grep
                    mount
                    fsck
                    more
                    yes
                    fsck
                    fsck
                    fsck
                    umount
                    sleep

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                    • J [email protected]

                      You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?

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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #31

                      Given historical evidence of my writing that is not a sure thing.

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                      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                        This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

                        psythik@lemm.eeP This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #32

                        Fox Business*

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                        • N [email protected]

                          Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

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                          #33

                          I haven't seen the news release, but I would hope they are explaining those terms because they are going to have someone on to talk about github and they were planning on using said terms

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                          • Y [email protected]

                            At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

                            “GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

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                            "Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."

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                            • psaldorn@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                              At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

                              Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

                              THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

                              Or am I being trolled.

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                              You know how scam emails intentionally include mistakes because they want to filter out smart people? Same idea.

                              Reasonably smart people will see this and go "this is garbage". The idiots will go deeper, and become loyal gop voters.

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                              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                                "forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

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                                • E [email protected]

                                  Dafuq is an e-note.

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                                  #37

                                  Didthey stutta?

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                                  • E [email protected]

                                    Dafuq is an e-note.

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                                    It's part of the new Business Douche language word salad.

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                                    • E [email protected]

                                      Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

                                      Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

                                      Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

                                      I think I even got the word count down.

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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #39

                                      in a *branch?

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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                                        Could be a trusty rump bone

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                                        • R [email protected]

                                          "Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."

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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #41

                                          shit init

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