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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • E [email protected]

    Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

    Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

    Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

    I think I even got the word count down.

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    in a *branch?

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      Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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      Could be a trusty rump bone

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      • R [email protected]

        "Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."

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        shit init

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        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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          *repository, jeniuses

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          • D [email protected]

            For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.

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            If it's too correct Americans can't read it.

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            • F [email protected]

              unzip
              strip
              touch
              finger
              grep
              mount
              fsck
              more
              yes
              fsck
              fsck
              fsck
              umount
              sleep

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              #44

              Write it

              cut it

              paste it

              save it

              load it

              check it

              quick, rewrite it

              Plug it

              play it

              burn it

              rip it

              drag it

              drop it

              zip

              unzip it

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                "forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

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                “CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something

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                • D [email protected]

                  in a *branch?

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                  What do trees have to do with computers?

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                  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                    This physically hurts me.

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                    • E [email protected]

                      Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

                      Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

                      Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

                      I think I even got the word count down.

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                      Repository: your code.

                      Fork: my code.

                      Pull request: u want my code?

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Write it

                        cut it

                        paste it

                        save it

                        load it

                        check it

                        quick, rewrite it

                        Plug it

                        play it

                        burn it

                        rip it

                        drag it

                        drop it

                        zip

                        unzip it

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                        whip it good

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                          whip it good

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                          break yo mommas back

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                          • L [email protected]

                            An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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                            Thanks, dad

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                            • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                              If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

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                                Go fork yourself.

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                                Let fox news explain shirtballs.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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                                  Will Riker enters the chat.

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                                  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                    I wonder More why was github on tv

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                                    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                      "who is this 4Chan"

                                      God, just stop already

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                                      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                        Forked: when you dongle a repo and create a clone

                                        Commit: when you marry said code because the clone is yours

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                                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                          Issue: Form of insult common to this community

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