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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • D [email protected]

    For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.

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    If it's too correct Americans can't read it.

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    • F [email protected]

      unzip
      strip
      touch
      finger
      grep
      mount
      fsck
      more
      yes
      fsck
      fsck
      fsck
      umount
      sleep

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      #44

      Write it

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      • D [email protected]

        "forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

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        “CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something

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        • D [email protected]

          in a *branch?

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          What do trees have to do with computers?

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          • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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            This physically hurts me.

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            • E [email protected]

              Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

              Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

              Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

              I think I even got the word count down.

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              Repository: your code.

              Fork: my code.

              Pull request: u want my code?

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              • S [email protected]

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                whip it good

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                • T [email protected]

                  whip it good

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                  break yo mommas back

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                  • L [email protected]

                    An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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                    Thanks, dad

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                    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                      If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

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                        Go fork yourself.

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                        Let fox news explain shirtballs.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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                          Will Riker enters the chat.

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                          • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                            I wonder More why was github on tv

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                            • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                              "who is this 4Chan"

                              God, just stop already

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                              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                Forked: when you dongle a repo and create a clone

                                Commit: when you marry said code because the clone is yours

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                                  Issue: Form of insult common to this community

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                                  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                    they would have been better off asking chatgpt.

                                    how is fox dumber than AI?!?

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                                      I wonder More why was github on tv

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                                      This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.

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                                      • O [email protected]

                                        If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

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                                        Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

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                                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                          What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

                                          • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

                                          • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

                                          • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

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