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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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    #47

    This physically hurts me.

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      Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

      Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

      Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

      I think I even got the word count down.

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      Repository: your code.

      Fork: my code.

      Pull request: u want my code?

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      • S [email protected]

        Write it

        cut it

        paste it

        save it

        load it

        check it

        quick, rewrite it

        Plug it

        play it

        burn it

        rip it

        drag it

        drop it

        zip

        unzip it

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        whip it good

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          whip it good

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          #50

          break yo mommas back

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            An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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            Thanks, dad

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            • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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              If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

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                Go fork yourself.

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                Let fox news explain shirtballs.

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                  Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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                  Will Riker enters the chat.

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                  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                    I wonder More why was github on tv

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                    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                      "who is this 4Chan"

                      God, just stop already

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                      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                        Forked: when you dongle a repo and create a clone

                        Commit: when you marry said code because the clone is yours

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                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                          Issue: Form of insult common to this community

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                          • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                            they would have been better off asking chatgpt.

                            how is fox dumber than AI?!?

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                              I wonder More why was github on tv

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                              This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.

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                                If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

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                                Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

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                                • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                  What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

                                  • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

                                  • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

                                  • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

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                                    they would have been better off asking chatgpt.

                                    how is fox dumber than AI?!?

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                                    Description says the screenshot is at least 12 years old, though asking google at the time would have probably at least yielded the correct spelling of repository, so I wouldn't go as far as to dismiss your conclusion

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                                      What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

                                      • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

                                      • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

                                      • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

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                                      The Fox News intern probably didn't need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.

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                                      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                        Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

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                                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                          They're so fucking stupid and that's exactly what they want to be.

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