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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • F [email protected]

    The Fox News intern probably didn't need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.

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    Human needs more water and less energy, yes.

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      What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

      • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

      • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

      • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

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      To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

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      • L [email protected]

        To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

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        Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.

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        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

          This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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          And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol

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          • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

            Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

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            What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

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              Human needs more water and less energy, yes.

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              Get desalination plants and a closed loop manufacturing process and all you need to care about is energy.

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              • S [email protected]

                Write it

                cut it

                paste it

                save it

                load it

                check it

                quick, rewrite it

                Plug it

                play it

                burn it

                rip it

                drag it

                drop it

                zip

                unzip it

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                GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

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                • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                  Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

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                  Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

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                  • U [email protected]

                    Get desalination plants and a closed loop manufacturing process and all you need to care about is energy.

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                    Isn't facebook trying to buy a nuclear power plant?

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                    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                      This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                      It doesn't matter. None of faux news viewers can read.

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                      • B [email protected]

                        *repository, jeniuses

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                        Fact-checking is one thing, but they didn't even spell-check.

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                        • L [email protected]

                          To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

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                          Spell-check did though.

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                          • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                            Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

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                            Don't tell them breathing is communism then

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                            • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                              This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

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                              Why is the headline in quotes?

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                              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

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                                Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

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                                • V [email protected]

                                  Don't tell them breathing is communism then

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                                  We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!

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                                    And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol

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                                    they both will

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      Description says the screenshot is at least 12 years old, though asking google at the time would have probably at least yielded the correct spelling of repository, so I wouldn't go as far as to dismiss your conclusion

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                                      don't think that was there when I commented. but yeah, google still existed.

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                                      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

                                        We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!

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                                        That's why Elmu wants to go to Mars.

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                                        • E [email protected]

                                          Dafuq is an e-note.

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                                          It's like intraoffice e-mail.

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