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Is It Time Yet?

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    So that's why a lot of genAI company logo looks like buttholes...

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    • tomcatt360@lemmy.zipT [email protected]

      Don't Google that

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      It's just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it's just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

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        Wait, why?

        Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

        Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

        Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

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        I'm autistic and way too much into anal, it feels stimmy (in a sexy way), although I'm not into the tight high socks. Body hair only works somewhat as a swamp cooler, which is dependent on sweat and external wetness with the former barely working, so even if I'm a cis men, I would rather not have this much hair on me (sensory nightmare, clothes pull it out from my skin, etc.).

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          https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks

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          • rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

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            Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

            goatse.cx, often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

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              Yeah, sure, but what about the guy who sits around in his underwear and shirt, sometimes without, wearing glasses, drinking tea or even water because he prefers not to drink soda or energy drinks, and spends his days programming, looking like some kind of scruffy maniac? Just like a character from South Park.

              This is a real man.

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              Alright now let’s all be careful about who we’re describing. I just haven’t gotten a haircut in a while…

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                Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.

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                Yeah how did they come up with that name?

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                  It's just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it's just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

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                  Whether it's for me or not, the people still need to be warned. Thank you for your input

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                    Ugh, sounds like a Monday morning 😞

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                      Wait, why?

                      Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

                      Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

                      Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

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                      to be fair i feel like cooling should be on the head and torso instead of the feet, seems more effective (and necessary) that way

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