What is your pet's name, and what stupid nicknames do you call them?

[Guest]

Bonus points for pictures

[therealcharleseames@lemm.ee]

What's your mother's maiden name and what street did you grow up on?

[Guest]

High school mascot, third grade teacher, and hell, while we're at it, the last four digits of your SSN. When you type it in it just shows to me as ****

No but really I just want to know I'm not the only one. Obviously for the "What is your pet's name?" security question you use the funniest joke name you've ever thought of but never used, right? Just me?

[Guest]

This is Oliver. I mostly call him:

• Little Boyyyyyyy! (Singsong, obviously)
• Beautiful Baby
• Little Baby Man
• Stinky Boy
• Goofy Little Guy
• Crunch Boy (when he's eating)
• Whiny Baby (when he's feeling talkative)

Oh and my partner calls him Ollie.