Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

[junkers_klunker@lemmy.world]

About right

[communism@lemmy.ml]

https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy

Well, at least I was prepared.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I WARNED YEH!
DIDN'T I WARN YEH?

[baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de]

https://www.wikihow.com/Lower-SHBG-Levels

[nutwrench@lemmy.ml]

Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.

[umbrella@lemmy.ml]

uh oh

[throbbing_banjo@midwest.social]

"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."

I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.

[feathercrown@lemmy.world]

Comforting a dying cat

[makeshift@sh.itjust.works]

https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar

Looks like I die playing an old Pokémon game. Nostalgia must hit.

[son_named_bort@lemmy.world]

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive

That seems very likely actually.

[sam_bass@lemmy.ml]

https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Viscosity

Slow and low. That IS the tempo

[schmoo@slrpnk.net]

An exceedingly dangerous activity indeed.

[lowtiercomputer@lemmy.world]

Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"

So, focused physical exertion.

[chillburner@lemmy.ml]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melbourne@lemmy.ca]

That's so damn funny!!!!

[metype@pawb.social]

https://www.wikihow.com/Breathe-Correctly-to-Protect-Your-Singing-Voice

[nasan@sopuli.xyz]

Should've seen this coming

[cone_zombie@lemmy.ml]

I guess that's pretty close

[driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br]

It's OP hitting on me

[darkenfolk@dormi.zone]

“maybe I shouldn't have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"

Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.