Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

[sanguinepar@lemmy.world]

Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?

[stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de]

I'm dying in a religious conflict

[stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de]

Bonus:

[flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.

[owenfromcanada@lemmy.world]

I die cleaning a bicycle chain.

[pleasejustdie@lemmy.world]

I die in a freak hawk training accident.

[otacon239@lemmy.world]

I think this speaks for itself

[the_che_banana@beehaw.org]

https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave

apparently I'm bad at igloos

[gieselbrecht@feddit.org]

I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.

[drbob@lemmy.ca]

[donuts@lemmy.world]

Welp..

[primarilyprimate@lemmy.world]

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

[xmunk@sh.itjust.works]

How to drop a gas tank.

Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.

[theimpressivex@lemm.ee]

[oberyn@lemmy.world]

Botched attempt doing spell with purple candle (burned entire house down)

[schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de]

"How to Clean Leather Sandals"

I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

[erika3sis@hexbear.net]

Painlessly in my bed, in the warm embrace of a loved one, it would seem.

[nokturne213@sopuli.xyz]

[laminateddenim@lemmy.world]

Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5

[nokturne213@sopuli.xyz]

You can eat any plant… at least once.