Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

[cone_zombie@lemmy.ml]

I guess that's pretty close

[driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br]

It's OP hitting on me

[darkenfolk@dormi.zone]

“maybe I shouldn't have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"

Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.

[vfreire85@lemmy.ml]

how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.

[kspatlas@sopuli.xyz]

[crabandbroom@lemmy.ml]

Uh oh.

[scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

"How to dispose of mercury"

Huh, that's actually more realistic than I thought

[nutwrench@lemmy.ml]

"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."

[evildave@lemmy.world]

[glennicusm@beehaw.org]

I drown in a mini pond.

[binary45@lemmy.world]

Walking a Guinea pig… they must be absolutely ferocious little things…

[surp@lemmy.world]

How to measure your pants

[capriciousday@lemmy.ml]

Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.

[moktor@lemmy.world]

Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.

[poollovernathan@programming.dev]

Died running indoors with limited space.

[cysioland@lemmygrad.ml]

How to Escape a Minefield

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

I saw that a while ago. Its what gave me this idea.

[nichtelias@sh.itjust.works]

How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas

Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case

[madblood@lemmy.world]

Breaking up a hamster fight.

[cepelinas@sopuli.xyz]

Learning how to fight girls...