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Why is today "rature day"?

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    Well you see the Reasonablists book the park for today because the Ice Cream social was yesterday. So Zorp the Surveyor will come at dawn to eat our faces.

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    Better get your checkbooks ready!!

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      I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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      Got me, I only heard about it yesterday

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        I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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        It's not. It happened in 1988.

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        • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

          Why bother? Need money to get to Heaven?

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          Some are just giving it away. The rest... Well, they're not smart.

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            It's not. It happened in 1988.

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            I thought it happened some December day in 2012?

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              It's not. They did the same thing about 5 months ago. I have a religious friend and that was all the talk. Then when it didn't happen, they claimed it wasn't the right time.

              Essentially, they have zero clue when it will be (because it doesn't exist) and they continue to make up excuses for why it hasn't happened. Religious people do some mental gymnastics that is hard for the non-religious person to understand.

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              Fun fact: The bible says that only God knows when the world will end, so everyone that says they know when it ends is technically comitting sacrilege.

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              • L [email protected]

                I thought it happened some December day in 2012?

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                It did you just didn't get taken.

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                  I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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                  They've been making apocalyptic predictions at least since John the Baptist. Eventually they'll get it right, they just might need a few hundred more guesses.

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                  • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                    It did you just didn't get taken.

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                    Nor did anyone else.

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                      Nor did anyone else.

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                      Yep why we are living through hell now.

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                        THE END IS NEAR!

                        ^(what exactly is ending is subject to interpretation)^

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                        The end is near, for a given value of "near."

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                          I thought it happened some December day in 2012?

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                          Earth's timeline went terminal on July 5th, 1998.

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                            Better get your checkbooks ready!!

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                            I’ve been carving flutes for the last six weeks.

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                            • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                              Yep why we are living through hell now.

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                              Before we were just living through hell for fun

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                              • rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.comR [email protected]

                                you'll find out at 2:00PM PST 😉

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                                huh, it's 0400 on wednesday in new york and everybody is still here sooo

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                                • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                  It did you just didn't get taken.

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                                  Randy savage was the only one holy enough to be raptured then

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                                    THE END IS NEAR!

                                    ^(what exactly is ending is subject to interpretation)^

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                                    The end of my lunch break 🫤

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                                      I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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                                      Because these people think they know better than God Himself, thinking they can infer the date of the rapture from religious texts.

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                                        I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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                                        Theres been at least 5 rapture days since ive been alive. Cult members REALLY like the idea that they're super special moral beings with Gods favor. For some reason people get off on the idea everyone they don't like or isn't part of their tribe gets locked out of 'paradise' or better yet actively burns in hell forever. This vengenance fantasy extends to the idea of rapture where God personally singles them out as a favored one for heavenly ascension or whatever. I guess theres something appealing about this concept that really resonates with the kind of people who drink the coolaid, they just can't let go and take the L. So we see the same story every 10 years or so a cult leader predicts the end of the world all their followers give up life savings destroy their life then when the day passes they quietly sweep it under the rug pretend it never happened to save themselves embarrassment.

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                                          I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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                                          What do your family members think of

                                          Matthew 24:36 ESV

                                          But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.

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