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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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    This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen

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      Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days.... don't ask why just pack!

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        Not very functional

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          UB must be Undefined Behavior.

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            packsge arrives

            open box

            NULL.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              packsge arrives

              open box

              NULL.

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              reality crashes

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                  Perfect, please put it at the end of my bank account!

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                    I would be terrified to open that box

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                      On it's way to Null Island

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                        Radiolab has an interesting episode about people having to deal with being considered "Null": https://radiolab.org/podcast/null

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                          This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen

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                          Idk why anyone would ever create a bare Object without subclassing it

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                            I would be terrified to open that box

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                            I would be terrified not to open that box too.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              packsge arrives

                              open box

                              NULL.

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                              NullReferenceException. Object reference not set to an instance of an object.

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                                Yeah, the moment you look at it you may experience a null pointer exception

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                                  Celebrate by ordering some none pizza with left beef.

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                                    I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…

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                                      Opens package. Contents:

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                                        DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

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                                          Opens package. Contents:

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                                          You cannot grasp the true form of the product.

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