Ah yes... NULL has been shipped
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It won't arrive, lets see,... tomorrow. Good! Just around the time I won't be expecting it.
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at least it wasn't my NaN. poor birds been dead for years.
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DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you
wrote on last edited by [email protected]SCP Agent: What's in the box?
SCP Scientist: Nothing
SCP Agent: So, what's the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee...
SCP Scientist: You don't understand. Our measurements show that there's nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn't contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It's a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.
SCP Agent: ...
SCP Agent: Is that bad?
SCP Scientist: Very.
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SCP Agent: What's in the box?
SCP Scientist: Nothing
SCP Agent: So, what's the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee...
SCP Scientist: You don't understand. Our measurements show that there's nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn't contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It's a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.
SCP Agent: ...
SCP Agent: Is that bad?
SCP Scientist: Very.
“Soundwave… what is in the box?”
“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”
“What is a Hatsune Miku?”
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So when the package arrives, how many pieces of faulty software needing to point at it will it be encircled by?
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software gore
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He’s a cute little fella…
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Fuckin' love null
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He’s a cute little fella…
Game over, User wins
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Why is there a dead cat in my box?
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"Customers who bought this also bought: VOID"
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One of these lil guys?
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My nullo?
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Game over, User wins
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Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.
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Congrats! Enjoy your null
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Shipped to undefined
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reality crashes
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Or maybe reality is JavaScript, and it just gradually assimilates everything around it into an error type.
A JavaScript universe would also explain about half the news.
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My nullo?
You can order whatever kind of callperson you want, we won't judge.
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DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you
If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level
Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is
