Have you ever had sex completely ruined by something going on outside the room or the building? What was it?
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
Yes, one of the children woke up.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
Yep, broken concentration fucks me up completely.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
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Gunshots. Hard to stay hard wondering if you're about to acquire some new holes, but I guess it depends on your kinks.
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Yep, broken concentration fucks me up completely.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
So... Would it have made it better or worse if she was yelling for her dad instead?
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
Tl:dr Discovered I have a phobia for sleight-of-hand magicians and it ruined the most romantic opportunity of my life.
I booked an expensive, bougie hotel room for me and my (at the time) boyfriend, and we were planning on a wild night. He asked me to leave the room for an hour for him to prepare, so I went to the hotel bar for a drink. A guy approached me to bum a cig and began doing random magic tricks - pulling cards out of nowhere, making things appear in my pocket, and making ashes appear in my palm. I'm not sure why, but I absolutely panicked - it felt so violating to think that he was in my pockets and making things happen to my body without my knowledge or consent.
I ended up in a full blown panic attack and rushed back to the room. My partner was fully ready for an amazing romantic encounter, with rose petals and champagne and everything. I ended up just hyperventilating and ranting about scary magicians then fell asleep. I felt so bad that I ruined the night. I still get anxiety when I see magic tricks.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
ADHD
Every time
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Yes, one of the children woke up.
I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
It wasn't sex, but I was making out with a girl and the TV was on. One of the characters out of nowhere goes "no lightbulbs?! NO LIGHTBULBS!?" and I completely lost it, laughing right in her face practically in tears.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
Strange drunk man hip-checked his way into my locked apartment. He was on the wrong floor, trying to visit his buddy one above me.
Full, over-the-top drama mode to the apartment managers and they installed a much more secure door and deadbolt. I'd already complained about their doors being basically just thick cardboard, so I wasn't going to pass the opportunity up.
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I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…
Hm ok, English is not my first language but what I meant is that they started making noise in the living room and we had to stop.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
It was the tv at the foot of our bed. Saturday Night Live was on, but the skits were kinda so so.
So, the wife and I start getting frisky. A few minutes in and all I heard was "I'm the sexiest girl in the sixth grade...NO NO you can't say that!"
The skit was a couple trying to talk dirty, but the woman is saying some messed up stuff.
Totally ruined the moment, but turned out to be one of the funniest skits I've seen for a while. -
Hm ok, English is not my first language but what I meant is that they started making noise in the living room and we had to stop.
It reads correctly, unless you have a demented mind.
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For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.
The sex question redditors have arrived
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The sex question redditors have arrived
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ADHD
Every time
You poor bastard
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He’s not insulting them for being redditors.
He’s insulting them for being sex question redditors.
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Tl:dr Discovered I have a phobia for sleight-of-hand magicians and it ruined the most romantic opportunity of my life.
I booked an expensive, bougie hotel room for me and my (at the time) boyfriend, and we were planning on a wild night. He asked me to leave the room for an hour for him to prepare, so I went to the hotel bar for a drink. A guy approached me to bum a cig and began doing random magic tricks - pulling cards out of nowhere, making things appear in my pocket, and making ashes appear in my palm. I'm not sure why, but I absolutely panicked - it felt so violating to think that he was in my pockets and making things happen to my body without my knowledge or consent.
I ended up in a full blown panic attack and rushed back to the room. My partner was fully ready for an amazing romantic encounter, with rose petals and champagne and everything. I ended up just hyperventilating and ranting about scary magicians then fell asleep. I felt so bad that I ruined the night. I still get anxiety when I see magic tricks.
That’s fascinating. I can totally understand your phobia (not that I feel it but it makes complete sense).
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Hey!
Just cause you're right doesn't mean it's polite lol
