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Have you ever had sex completely ruined by something going on outside the room or the building? What was it?

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  • jeena@piefed.jeena.netJ [email protected]

    Hm ok, English is not my first language but what I meant is that they started making noise in the living room and we had to stop.

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    It reads correctly, unless you have a demented mind.

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      For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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      The sex question redditors have arrived

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        The sex question redditors have arrived

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        bold to call others redditors from a .world account

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          ADHD

          Every time

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          You poor bastard

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            bold to call others redditors from a .world account

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            He’s not insulting them for being redditors.

            He’s insulting them for being sex question redditors.

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              Tl:dr Discovered I have a phobia for sleight-of-hand magicians and it ruined the most romantic opportunity of my life.

              I booked an expensive, bougie hotel room for me and my (at the time) boyfriend, and we were planning on a wild night. He asked me to leave the room for an hour for him to prepare, so I went to the hotel bar for a drink. A guy approached me to bum a cig and began doing random magic tricks - pulling cards out of nowhere, making things appear in my pocket, and making ashes appear in my palm. I'm not sure why, but I absolutely panicked - it felt so violating to think that he was in my pockets and making things happen to my body without my knowledge or consent.

              I ended up in a full blown panic attack and rushed back to the room. My partner was fully ready for an amazing romantic encounter, with rose petals and champagne and everything. I ended up just hyperventilating and ranting about scary magicians then fell asleep. I felt so bad that I ruined the night. I still get anxiety when I see magic tricks.

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              That’s fascinating. I can totally understand your phobia (not that I feel it but it makes complete sense).

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                bold to call others redditors from a .world account

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                Hey!

                Just cause you're right doesn't mean it's polite lol

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                  He’s not insulting them for being redditors.

                  He’s insulting them for being sex question redditors.

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                  Him, actually

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                    For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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                    I once had a son when i came to early when my bed riser fell over. The bed completely tilted to one corner and the jolt just did it.

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                      For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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                      Construction work on the street, you know the Tchakatchaktchaktchaktchak from the jackHammer ? Pretty anti-romantic isn't it ?

                      It's out of the room, but the noise of SO kids turning their key in the door when coming back home, but we told you to text before coming back, we're worried when you're on the street (Well actually we're naked, in the living room and have like 30 second to pretend we were watching TV)

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                        For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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                        My 5 year old tapping on the door and asking if he can play too.

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                          My 5 year old tapping on the door and asking if he can play too.

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                          Oh, no, am I on Reddit again?

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                            For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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                            Her dog.

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                              Hey!

                              Just cause you're right doesn't mean it's polite lol

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                              Ahem

                              "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."

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                                For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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                                The dog and the cat came in at the mid point and sat down next to the bed and watched us like we were an episode of Wild Animal Kingdom and it was a mating scene, I swear to god the cat looked amused. I could no longer concentrate.

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                                • iheartcheese@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  The sex question redditors have arrived

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                                  IMO it's a mixed blessing and curse. A lot of them are uninteresting, but the top comments are usually good for a quick laugh.

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                                    For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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                                    It would be a lot more troubling if screaming kids didn’t make you soft.

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                                      Tl:dr Discovered I have a phobia for sleight-of-hand magicians and it ruined the most romantic opportunity of my life.

                                      I booked an expensive, bougie hotel room for me and my (at the time) boyfriend, and we were planning on a wild night. He asked me to leave the room for an hour for him to prepare, so I went to the hotel bar for a drink. A guy approached me to bum a cig and began doing random magic tricks - pulling cards out of nowhere, making things appear in my pocket, and making ashes appear in my palm. I'm not sure why, but I absolutely panicked - it felt so violating to think that he was in my pockets and making things happen to my body without my knowledge or consent.

                                      I ended up in a full blown panic attack and rushed back to the room. My partner was fully ready for an amazing romantic encounter, with rose petals and champagne and everything. I ended up just hyperventilating and ranting about scary magicians then fell asleep. I felt so bad that I ruined the night. I still get anxiety when I see magic tricks.

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                                      Huh. I've never seen much slight of hand magic in person, and until now I wouldn't have thought that would be my reaction. But I can totally see a 1-on-1 close up performance like that feeling very invasive.

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                                        ADHD

                                        Every time

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                                        I feel for you. On the same boat.

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                                          For me it was the kid next door screaming at her mum. Went soft as a wet noodle.

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                                          The dog got on the bed and licked my butt. Ruined the evening as we couldn't stop laughing.

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