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Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software development

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      Look at this ci deployment! THE TESTS ARE TURNED OFF. YOU'RE RAWDOGGING PRODUCTION.

      Oh my days. Your AWS isn't destroying old deployments, no wonder you're indebt, you have seven times more compute than NASA FOR FUCKS SAKE.

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        I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn't keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn't have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

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          I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn't keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn't have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

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          right? I don't watch TV because of all this crap. I don't understand how some people have the patience, honestly.

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            I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn't keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn't have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

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            Can we get Ludic to do this? Not a Brit, but he does have a way with words.

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              Accurate thumbnail

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                right? I don't watch TV because of all this crap. I don't understand how some people have the patience, honestly.

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                Frog in pot is my guess. I haven't watched ad supported television for like 20 years now and it is so jarring when I'm in someone's house and an ad comes on.

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                  I've got a lot of unassigned schadenfreude I could put to this.

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                    I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn't keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn't have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

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                    I once watched bake off on ITV and I swear it was 10 minutes of ads to 3 minutes of show, 50min episode took like 2.5 hrs to watch, it was nuts.

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                      I wouldn't deploy this for my fucking dog, roll it back now!

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                        Senior developer: "not my coin miner!! ... i mean, how'd that get there?"

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                          I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn't keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn't have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

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                          The old Gift Shop sketch

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                            Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.

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                              Frog in pot is my guess. I haven't watched ad supported television for like 20 years now and it is so jarring when I'm in someone's house and an ad comes on.

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                              Same with YouTube, honestly.

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                                Same with YouTube, honestly.

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                                Yeah give me Ublock or give me death.

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                                  “And the big surprise, is that the fucking image uploads are being stored in fucking RAW!”

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                                    Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.

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                                    Quarterly profits above all else bby

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                                      Yes, but consider that the abbreviations alone would make the show unwatchable. "Hold on, babe, what's a SaaS?"

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                                        Just talked to a woman from a company in the same holding as mine. They still run their computers on windows xp. They're in health care and deal with sensitive, confidential patient data.

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                                        If this is the US, I believe that is a HIPPA violation

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                                          Oh I have literally thought of this too. Maybe a bit more like Cops or if The Office was a real paper company office... but at a software company. So many fires to put out, so many blockers, so much drama between design / pm / dev / qa / execs, etc. Launch date blockers. Post-release hotfix nightmares. It could work

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