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Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.

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      Pays 5 EUR

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        This person just needs better parents

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          Pays 5 EUR

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          You'd be so lucky

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            I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn't interested.

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              Serial killer type shit.

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                My dog posted this.

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                  I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun

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                    Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.

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                      Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.

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                      Its craigslist.

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                        Its craigslist.

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                        Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.

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                          I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn't interested.

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                          Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.

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                            No weirdos though

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                              This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.

                              • wants to chase down people
                              • is whimsical
                              • can't make up his mind
                              • is controlling
                              • cares about fitness
                              • not a gym bro
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                                Honestly sounds fun but I'd want to vibe check with a coffee first lol

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                                  Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.

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                                  That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

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                                    Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.

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                                      I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn't interested.

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                                      Because of the implication

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                                        This person just needs better parents

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                                        They weren't fast enough

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                                          That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

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                                          Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan

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