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Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.

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  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comP [email protected]

    Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan

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    I agree, and I let him know that haha

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      That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

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      that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough

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        They weren't fast enough

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        well, they didn't get paid, so it's their loss

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          Bro needs to get into competitive tag

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            Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.

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            • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

              Bro needs to get into competitive tag

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              I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?

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              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.

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                that's not a power fantasy anymore

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                  that's not a power fantasy anymore

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                  You might be right.

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                  • chillpill@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                    No weirdos though

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                      This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.

                      • wants to chase down people
                      • is whimsical
                      • can't make up his mind
                      • is controlling
                      • cares about fitness
                      • not a gym bro
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                      Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.

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                      • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                        I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun

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                        You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.

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                          You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.

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                          Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!

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                            Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.

                            It's weird they changed those. Like... It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean... They're still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?

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                              This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won't pay if they can't catch you but you also can't go easy on them if they're a slow fuck who can't catch you otherwise or you won't get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.

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                              • apfelwoischoppen@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                Serial killer type shit.

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                                Yeah sure if my dog is a serial killer

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                                  Read this in Nathan Fielder's voice.

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                                    I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?

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                                    Come closer, I'll tell you how to get started with it.

                                    "Tag you're it"

                                    Runs

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                                      This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won't pay if they can't catch you but you also can't go easy on them if they're a slow fuck who can't catch you otherwise or you won't get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.

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                                      Wow talk about a woosh of humor flying over your head lol

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                                        the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.

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                                          This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.

                                          • wants to chase down people
                                          • is whimsical
                                          • can't make up his mind
                                          • is controlling
                                          • cares about fitness
                                          • not a gym bro
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                                          I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don't want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person

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