Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.
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Wow talk about a woosh of humor flying over your head lol
Perhaps. I like dry, absurdist humor. This doesn't read like that to me at all.
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that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough
No, that wasn't the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
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for a second I thought I was on 196
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Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It's weird they changed those. Like... It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean... They're still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
