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      Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

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        Look man, I'm gonna swim under that pier whether you want me to or not.

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          Orca with transparent speech bubble atop it

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            but they do actually protect and serve though

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              quality shitpost

              also couldn't relate here in soviet communist hungary we don't have lifeguards, in fact i don't think i've ever seen one

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                Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it's different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here...

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                  Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it's different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here...

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                  Hey.

                  Hey.

                  It's a shitpost.

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                    Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it's different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here...

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                    Can't answer for the US since I'm not American but I do appreciate lifeguards

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                      and parents.

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                        And Firefighters too! /s

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                          ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw

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                            ACAB includes the health department too

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                              quality shitpost

                              also couldn't relate here in soviet communist hungary we don't have lifeguards, in fact i don't think i've ever seen one

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                              Never watched baywatch? 😮

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                                ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw

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                                Now it does!

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                                  ACAB includes the health department too

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                                  Don't forget about the DMV

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                                    Don't forget about the DMV

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                                    Especially the DMV

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                                      Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

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                                      I'm picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.

                                      "Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C'mon, let's run by the pool and dive in, it'll be fun!"

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                                        Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it's different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here...

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                                        Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense

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                                          ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw

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                                          ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw

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