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  • Z [email protected]

    Relevant xkcd

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    Embedded.

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    • lisk91@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]
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      The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

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      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

        The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

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        Some of them move to marketing and become sexual predators

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          Now I want to know how different distros measure up in unix socks per 1000 users or something. I have a feeling that Debian has a higher total number, but NixOS a higher percentage, maybe?

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          Polling time?!

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          • capuccino@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

            I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements

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            Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?

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              Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?

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              Don't know. Never had a 3DS.

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              • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]

                Unix socks are for more than just Arch

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                Unix socks

                Wait does that mean i can wear them if i use MacOS?

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                  Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?

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                  Wait, what

                  That thing isn't a thumbrest ?!

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                    Embedded.

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                    Centrally Located Input Tool

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                    • fqqd@lemmy.ohaa.xyzF [email protected]

                      The point is that you're looking at the wrong programmers. You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

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                      Damn, our hiring process was wrong all this time!

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                        So that's why the keyboards are waterproof too?!

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                        • codeblooded@programming.devC [email protected]

                          I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

                          What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

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                          I think it went like this:

                          • Linux is highly customizable
                          • customizing or "ricing" your Linux machine became a hobby
                          • weebs got into the hobby, infesting the space with anime waifus and other degenerate cartoons
                          • some time during the weeb infestation, thigh high socks became a recurring theme
                          • gay/trans programmers sarcastically posted themselves in thigh high socks
                          • gay/trans programmers who didn't get the sarcasm unironically adopted thigh high socks
                          • Rust was invented

                          So you see, it's just another example of the kind of tragedies that can befall society when sarcasm isn't clearly labeled on the internet.

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                          • capuccino@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                            I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements

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                            It's the teverse of precision for me, slow slow medium weee speeed!

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                            • G [email protected]

                              I think it went like this:

                              • Linux is highly customizable
                              • customizing or "ricing" your Linux machine became a hobby
                              • weebs got into the hobby, infesting the space with anime waifus and other degenerate cartoons
                              • some time during the weeb infestation, thigh high socks became a recurring theme
                              • gay/trans programmers sarcastically posted themselves in thigh high socks
                              • gay/trans programmers who didn't get the sarcasm unironically adopted thigh high socks
                              • Rust was invented

                              So you see, it's just another example of the kind of tragedies that can befall society when sarcasm isn't clearly labeled on the internet.

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                              I loled at "Rust was invented" 🙂

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                                I never thought to use my tongue to move the mouse

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                                • idunnololz@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  Unix socks

                                  Wait does that mean i can wear them if i use MacOS?

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                                  Debatable. I'd argue that they're FOSS-specific

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                                  • idunnololz@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                    Unix socks

                                    Wait does that mean i can wear them if i use MacOS?

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                                    You can only use Apple Branded iSocks™.

                                    If you want to use normal socks you need an adapter.

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                                    • capuccino@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                      I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements

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                                      Controller innovation is dead in the water because familiarity 😞

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                                        It's the teverse of precision for me, slow slow medium weee speeed!

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                                        The closer I am to a target the more I will overshoot it

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                                          …and other fairy tales you can tell yourself.

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