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Congratulations, homosexual!

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    I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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      I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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      It was Cave Johnson for me.

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        “And then, there will be cake.”

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          “And then, there will be cake.”

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            It was Cave Johnson for me.

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            I just read it twice, with both, in my head.

            Cave Johnson was funnier.

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              I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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              emergency testing initiative voice from the start of P2, just for the maximum level of unpersonness

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                I just read it twice, with both, in my head.

                Cave Johnson was funnier.

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                I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.

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                  There was cake, just not for you.

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                    He didn't say "Chariots!", so we know it was a Cave Johnson from an alternate universe.

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                      I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                      JK Simmons would do this press release proud.

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                        Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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                          Can hear Cave Johnson saying that, it's missing an off script line after "your favourite colour of gay"

                          Cave Johnson standing away from the mic: what do you mean the colour gay? Gays not a colour! It's a rainbow, it's all the colours! Who wrote this script? I want them fired, fire them now!

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                            So "So that was a fucking lie" was a fucking lie

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                              I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                              Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

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                                Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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                                I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                                  I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                                  Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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                                    It was Cave Johnson for me.

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                                    For Cave, the signoff would be:

                                    I'm Cave Johnson, don't @ me.

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                                      Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                                      Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                                        Same thing happens at Christmas.

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                                          *parts of North America

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