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Congratulations, homosexual!

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  • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

    I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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    It was Cave Johnson for me.

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      “And then, there will be cake.”

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        “And then, there will be cake.”

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          It was Cave Johnson for me.

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          I just read it twice, with both, in my head.

          Cave Johnson was funnier.

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          • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

            I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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            emergency testing initiative voice from the start of P2, just for the maximum level of unpersonness

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              I just read it twice, with both, in my head.

              Cave Johnson was funnier.

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              I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.

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                There was cake, just not for you.

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                  He didn't say "Chariots!", so we know it was a Cave Johnson from an alternate universe.

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                  • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                    I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                    JK Simmons would do this press release proud.

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                      Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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                        Can hear Cave Johnson saying that, it's missing an off script line after "your favourite colour of gay"

                        Cave Johnson standing away from the mic: what do you mean the colour gay? Gays not a colour! It's a rainbow, it's all the colours! Who wrote this script? I want them fired, fire them now!

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                          So "So that was a fucking lie" was a fucking lie

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                            I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                            Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

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                              Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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                              I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                                I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                                Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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                                  It was Cave Johnson for me.

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                                  For Cave, the signoff would be:

                                  I'm Cave Johnson, don't @ me.

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                                    Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                                    Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                                      Same thing happens at Christmas.

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                                        *parts of North America

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                                          Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                                          Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                                          Absolutely - rainbow capitalism can be a problem, and actively attacking that rainbow capitalism from a place of bigotry-in-power can be a far bigger problem. Visibility and representation matter.

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