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Congratulations, homosexual!

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    He didn't say "Chariots!", so we know it was a Cave Johnson from an alternate universe.

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      I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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      JK Simmons would do this press release proud.

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        Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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          Can hear Cave Johnson saying that, it's missing an off script line after "your favourite colour of gay"

          Cave Johnson standing away from the mic: what do you mean the colour gay? Gays not a colour! It's a rainbow, it's all the colours! Who wrote this script? I want them fired, fire them now!

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            So "So that was a fucking lie" was a fucking lie

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              I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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              Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

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                Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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                I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                  I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                  Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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                    It was Cave Johnson for me.

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                    For Cave, the signoff would be:

                    I'm Cave Johnson, don't @ me.

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                      Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                      Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                        Same thing happens at Christmas.

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                          *parts of North America

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                            Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                            Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                            Absolutely - rainbow capitalism can be a problem, and actively attacking that rainbow capitalism from a place of bigotry-in-power can be a far bigger problem. Visibility and representation matter.

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                              Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

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                              The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it

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                                Same thing happens at Christmas.

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                                Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.

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                                  Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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                                  Very moist!

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                                    I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                                    I think specifically Portal 1 GLADOS.

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                                      The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it

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                                      With irritated paper-shuffling noises.

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                                        Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.

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                                        The Safeway here puts up Xmas decorations in September, so does math we’re going to have to start in February…

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                                          Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                                          Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                                          Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it's disturbing to see how in the last few years I've seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

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