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  • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

    I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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    JK Simmons would do this press release proud.

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      Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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        Can hear Cave Johnson saying that, it's missing an off script line after "your favourite colour of gay"

        Cave Johnson standing away from the mic: what do you mean the colour gay? Gays not a colour! It's a rainbow, it's all the colours! Who wrote this script? I want them fired, fire them now!

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          So "So that was a fucking lie" was a fucking lie

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          • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

            I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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            Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

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            • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

              Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

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              I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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                Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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                  It was Cave Johnson for me.

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                  For Cave, the signoff would be:

                  I'm Cave Johnson, don't @ me.

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                    Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                    Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                      Same thing happens at Christmas.

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                        *parts of North America

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                          Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                          Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                          Absolutely - rainbow capitalism can be a problem, and actively attacking that rainbow capitalism from a place of bigotry-in-power can be a far bigger problem. Visibility and representation matter.

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                            Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

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                            The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it

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                              Same thing happens at Christmas.

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                              Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.

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                              • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                                Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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                                Very moist!

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                                • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                                  I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                                  I think specifically Portal 1 GLADOS.

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                                    The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it

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                                    With irritated paper-shuffling noises.

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                                      Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.

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                                      The Safeway here puts up Xmas decorations in September, so does math we’re going to have to start in February…

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                                        Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                                        Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                                        Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it's disturbing to see how in the last few years I've seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

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                                        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                          Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it's disturbing to see how in the last few years I've seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

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                                          Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it’s disturbing to see how in the last few years I’ve seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

                                          Well, if the homophobes hate it, and the LGBT people constantly post "I SEE THROUGH YOUR BULLSHIT" why should they bother anymore?

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