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Congratulations, homosexual!

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    I prefer to habe cake outside an industrial crematorium

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    Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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      It was Cave Johnson for me.

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      For Cave, the signoff would be:

      I'm Cave Johnson, don't @ me.

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        Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

        Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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          Same thing happens at Christmas.

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            *parts of North America

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              Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

              Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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              Absolutely - rainbow capitalism can be a problem, and actively attacking that rainbow capitalism from a place of bigotry-in-power can be a far bigger problem. Visibility and representation matter.

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                Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way. If on the other hand, the enumeration was phrased without "the following regions:", it would be more Cave Johnson.

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                The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it

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                  Same thing happens at Christmas.

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                  Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.

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                    Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

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                    Very moist!

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                    • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                      I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                      I think specifically Portal 1 GLADOS.

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                        The enumerations would work if he's reading it as a press release, probably uncomfortably, and with a few asides to an off-screen character about how he doesn't like it

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                        With irritated paper-shuffling noises.

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                          Much more pronounced too. It goes way beyond a few posters and flags. Xmas songs, trees,food etc. It's on everything all over the place. Pride needs to really up its game to get up to Xmas level.

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                          The Safeway here puts up Xmas decorations in September, so does math we’re going to have to start in February…

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                            Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                            Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                            Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it's disturbing to see how in the last few years I've seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

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                              Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it's disturbing to see how in the last few years I've seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

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                              Exactly. I fucking hate rainbow capitalism, but it’s disturbing to see how in the last few years I’ve seen less and less rainbow logos and flags.

                              Well, if the homophobes hate it, and the LGBT people constantly post "I SEE THROUGH YOUR BULLSHIT" why should they bother anymore?

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                                Is it just people having unrealistic expectations of what a corporation can do?

                                How can such an entity have empathy, its like expecting a computer algorithm to have empathy. Pure fewelishness.

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                                  Some conservative is gonna see this and start a "Boycot Aperture Science" campaign.

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                                    Uh-oh... Any news yet about the Tromp government actively suppressing Pride celebrations and events?

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                                      I'm not sure whether I want this to be read by GLADOS or Cave Johnson. Both would deliver the hell out of these lines.

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                                      I think I've seen this with audio for both.

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                                        Corporations supporting pride are canaries in the coalmine. When they stop chirping, you know something is wrong.

                                        Besides, I don't like cynicism. Yeah, most big corps don't give a fuck. And this is what this meme is about. But regular gays work everywhere, and support does make a difference in those places

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                                        Great analogy.

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                                          Most accurate depiction of corpo pride month attitude.

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