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When you're working on a file that was last updated six years ago

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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

    Ah yes, the “fuck it, no-one is going to use this” code.

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    I've written semi-personal tools that other team members sometimes use that will break in 2100. The comments note this and really hope they aren't still using these by then

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    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

      Ah yes, the “fuck it, no-one is going to use this” code.

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      Or the “too critical and poorly documented so nobody dares change it” code. Good Luck!

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      • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

        That isn’t a bad thing. On the contrary, according to the open-closed principle, you should strive for writing code you never have to touch again.

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        There’s a difference between ” it hasn’t changed because it doesn’t need to be changed” and ” it hasn’t changed because it’s impossible to predict the impact of any change, and no one wants to be responsible for things breaking”.

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          “Who the fuck wrote this garbage?! …..oh.”

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            Is that...The 7th Guest?

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              One title would have been enough.

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                I get to say that I've truly made it as a programmer. The reason is that I wrote around 75 lines of Rust, came back a year later, and I could see exactly how it works.

                In case you're wondering, it's a command line Slack client for sending notifications. Colored highlights and everything.

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                  There’s a difference between ” it hasn’t changed because it doesn’t need to be changed” and ” it hasn’t changed because it’s impossible to predict the impact of any change, and no one wants to be responsible for things breaking”.

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                  I was once spelunking a file that hadn't been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

                  Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

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                    Even if it was my code, after 6 years:

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                      “Who the fuck wrote this garbage?! …..oh.”

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                      • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                        That isn’t a bad thing. On the contrary, according to the open-closed principle, you should strive for writing code you never have to touch again.

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                        I haven't touched those files. The code works, I don't need to change it. I've mostly been working on the later additions.

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                          I mean if it’s worked without modification for 6 years….

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                            One title would have been enough.

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                            When you're working on a file that was last updated six years ago

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                              Can't relate, unless you're editing .gitignore or LICENSE files for some reason.

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