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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • N [email protected]

    Yeah that joke's not going away any time soon, is it?

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    #91

    If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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    • K [email protected]

      (Let's asume you have kids).

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      #92

      I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.

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      • K [email protected]

        (Let's asume you have kids).

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        I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.

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        • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

          Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

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          #94

          'Triple B' could be a decent, non horrible nickname, I agree, could ... be ... a lot worse.

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          • megaultrachicken@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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            One of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of 'The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut'

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            • K [email protected]

              (Let's asume you have kids).

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              Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

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              • N [email protected]

                As long as I don't name them Steve then we're all good

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                #97

                Just make their middle name not.

                The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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                • F [email protected]

                  That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.

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                  How have I never seen that sketch??

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                  • K [email protected]

                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                    #99

                    well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

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                    • K [email protected]

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                      #100

                      It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

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                      • K [email protected]

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                        #101

                        They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

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                        • K [email protected]

                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                          Probably not too much

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                          • T [email protected]

                            I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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                            There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.

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                            • K [email protected]

                              (Let's asume you have kids).

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                              #104

                              They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                              • K [email protected]

                                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                #105

                                I don't get it

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                                • K [email protected]

                                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                  Not at all

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    I don't get it

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                                    Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                                    • N [email protected]

                                      They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                                      #108

                                      Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                        #109

                                        They will dread everything free

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                          #110

                                          As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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