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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

    Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

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    #94

    'Triple B' could be a decent, non horrible nickname, I agree, could ... be ... a lot worse.

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    • megaultrachicken@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

      Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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      One of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of 'The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut'

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      • K [email protected]

        (Let's asume you have kids).

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        #96

        Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

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        • N [email protected]

          As long as I don't name them Steve then we're all good

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          #97

          Just make their middle name not.

          The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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          • F [email protected]

            That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.

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            How have I never seen that sketch??

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            • K [email protected]

              (Let's asume you have kids).

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              #99

              well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

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                It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

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                • K [email protected]

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                  They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

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                    Probably not too much

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                    • T [email protected]

                      I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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                      There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.

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                      • K [email protected]

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                        #104

                        They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                          I don't get it

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                          • K [email protected]

                            (Let's asume you have kids).

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                            Not at all

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                            • P [email protected]

                              I don't get it

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                              #107

                              Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                                They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                                #108

                                Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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                                • K [email protected]

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                                  They will dread everything free

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                                  • K [email protected]

                                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                    #110

                                    As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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                                    • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                                      Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                                      #111

                                      Sir Goldholz

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                                      • meekah@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        Sir Goldholz

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                                        #112

                                        Yeah. Is not that bad

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                                        • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                                          Yeah. Is not that bad

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                                          #113

                                          I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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