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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • W [email protected]

    Found you!

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    #89

    Yeah that joke's not going away any time soon, is it?

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      (Let's asume you have kids).

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      They better like pineapple

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      • N [email protected]

        Yeah that joke's not going away any time soon, is it?

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        #91

        If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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        • K [email protected]

          (Let's asume you have kids).

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          #92

          I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.

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            (Let's asume you have kids).

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            #93

            I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.

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            • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

              Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

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              #94

              'Triple B' could be a decent, non horrible nickname, I agree, could ... be ... a lot worse.

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              • megaultrachicken@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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                #95

                One of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of 'The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut'

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                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                  #96

                  Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

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                  • N [email protected]

                    As long as I don't name them Steve then we're all good

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                    #97

                    Just make their middle name not.

                    The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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                    • F [email protected]

                      That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.

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                      How have I never seen that sketch??

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                      • K [email protected]

                        (Let's asume you have kids).

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                        #99

                        well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

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                          It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

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                            They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

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                              #102

                              Probably not too much

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                              • T [email protected]

                                I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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                                There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.

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                                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                  #104

                                  They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                    #105

                                    I don't get it

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                                      (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                      #106

                                      Not at all

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        I don't get it

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                                        Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                                          They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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                                          #108

                                          Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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