Here's what would happen if Canada joined the European Union
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Nah - Canada can Naxit since we have an extensive land border with Denmark. And nearly every Canadian could make the grueling cross Atlantic swim to France.
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Things like that seem to take years. Meanwhile in any sane world you’d expect US to return to sanity in four years
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Saint Pierre and Miquelon is part of the EU and 19km off the coast of Canada.
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Transatlantic Union go!
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Move around some tectonic plates and they'll be here in no time. (Canadians, you might want to stand at a doorframe or under a sturdy table for this one.)
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Declare war on, say, France, immediately surrender and become a part of the EU.
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Canada... Northwest Europe.
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As all things should be
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This should totally happen. I struggle to think of anything that would be made worse by adopting European laws and customs.
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It's totally a technicality but we share a land border with Denmark via Greenland. It's literally just a rock cut in half in the middle of the Arctic but it counts! (Hans Island)
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We grant you the rank of EU member, but you are not in Europe.
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I would laugh myself to death.
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We can pass a law saying Canada is part of Europe and Google, Apple, and Microsoft will change their maps.
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Yeah I didn't get that part either. If we say we want to be part of the EU and in the end we only improve trade with the EU why is that worse then saying we only want to improve trade relations and only improve trade relations? Don't get why this guys would be "dismayed" unless he doesn't really want more trade with the EU.
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Yup. Which is why this only makes me want to Canada to be an EU member even more.
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A conservative US owned newspaper may have some bias.
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That already happened four years ago. Since then there has been an insurrection, women has lost rights and a former President was convicted of fraud and was indicted for many more crimes. The American people voted that criminal into power despite knowing all of that. The US got a taste of sanity and decided they didn't like that and chose batshit insanity.
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Apparently it's super easy to change the maps. If the Gulf of Mexico can be renamed, we can rename the top half of North America to West Europe.
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I see you haven’t read the article either, because otherwise you’d know that it doesn’t even answer the question directly, but instead goes to great lengths theorizing about every possible outcome, no matter how unlikely it is.
The TL;DR was my own opinion, but if you actually make it through this piece, I’m fairly sure you’ll agree.
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People float the idea of Australia joining the EU every so often too, but much the same we'd be a second class country basically handing money over to Germany and France for the sake of it.
