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    "Putting diapers on now, DTF?"

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        "It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

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          pulling into service station with a flat tire

          "Got a flat?"

          "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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            "It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

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            I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

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              The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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                Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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                  That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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                    Is it metric years or imperial years?

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                      milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

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                        Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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                          > Be me
                          > At work
                          > Test appears to be finished based on logs
                          > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
                          > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
                          > "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
                          > "No, i just thought it would be fun."

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                            Story points.

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                              The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

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                                > Be me
                                > At work
                                > Test appears to be finished based on logs
                                > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
                                > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
                                > "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
                                > "No, i just thought it would be fun."

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                                fun is important

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                                  pulling into service station with a flat tire

                                  "Got a flat?"

                                  "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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                                  Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres

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                                    That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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                                    Isn't that what a minute is for?

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                                      pulling into service station with a flat tire

                                      "Got a flat?"

                                      "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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                                      "Got a flat?"

                                      • "Yeah, I live around downtown"
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                                        fun is important

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                                        Yes but it was sarcasm. lol

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                                          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar

                                          (Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)

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