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      "Putting diapers on now, DTF?"

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          "It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

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            pulling into service station with a flat tire

            "Got a flat?"

            "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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              "It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

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              I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

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                The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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                  Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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                    That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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                      Is it metric years or imperial years?

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                        milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

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                          Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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                            > Be me
                            > At work
                            > Test appears to be finished based on logs
                            > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
                            > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
                            > "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
                            > "No, i just thought it would be fun."

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                              Story points.

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                                The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

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                                  > Be me
                                  > At work
                                  > Test appears to be finished based on logs
                                  > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
                                  > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
                                  > "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
                                  > "No, i just thought it would be fun."

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                                  fun is important

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                                    pulling into service station with a flat tire

                                    "Got a flat?"

                                    "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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                                    Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres

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                                      That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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                                      Isn't that what a minute is for?

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                                        pulling into service station with a flat tire

                                        "Got a flat?"

                                        "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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                                        "Got a flat?"

                                        • "Yeah, I live around downtown"
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                                          fun is important

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                                          Yes but it was sarcasm. lol

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