ill take a double scoop
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I was there too. I don't know what stuck with me more: your actions or James Cameron's expression. I watched him a little afterwards too, the poor guy didn't even finish his Grand Slamwich.
But did you finish?
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Brother eww.
Also, why would I wash it before? What purpose does that even have when I'm shitting all over it literally 2 seconds later?
You're calling it "washing before", some of us call it "warm water pre evacuation lubrication". We are not the same.
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I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.
That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything
I lived in West Africa where there was no TP at all. People used pieces of millet stalks to scrape the big bits, then wash anything else away with your left hand and water. It actually does a good job.
TP is objectively weird and inherently the least good job of any way other than doing nothing at all. You just grew up like that and don't know what the alternatives are and how many of them are much better.
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You're calling it "washing before", some of us call it "warm water pre evacuation lubrication". We are not the same.
Y'all need some fiber.
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Oh look, a meme created by a man, who promptly ignored the more frequent use for toilet paper employed by 50% of the population
Yes, because using toilet paper as a condome so you dont infect yourself while scooping urine with your hands is much different.
Also, if we take it very seriously, toilet paper just replaces the tongue of someone else in both Cases.
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And bidets splatter you feces all over your butt cheeks.
Nothing wrong with either from a hygene standpoint.You just don’t know how to use a bidet.
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Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
wrote last edited by [email protected]I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.
There are also travel bidets that are specifically designed for that purpose.
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Brother eww.
Also, why would I wash it before? What purpose does that even have when I'm shitting all over it literally 2 seconds later?
I have one of the sprayer handle bidets, and I will often rinse off my balls and taint first. That way they can dry while I take a shit.
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Only the sticky kind.
is there any other kind?
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No it's not. It's a bum dryer.
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Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
They can
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I had a girlfriend who made fun of me for washing in the tub after I wipe, I think she was just jealous that I had a cleaner asshole.
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They can
They don't
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I had a girlfriend who made fun of me for washing in the tub after I wipe, I think she was just jealous that I had a cleaner asshole.
no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day
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no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day
Oh fuck I forgot Anus Inspection Day! Any ideas for last minute gifts?
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I have one of the sprayer handle bidets, and I will often rinse off my balls and taint first. That way they can dry while I take a shit.
I actually never figured out how to use those.
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This doesnt adress my point. I swear I saw a study about this but I can't find it so whatever
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is there any other kind?
You might need to eat more fiber lol
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You might need to eat more fiber lol
that's that fluffy pink stuff right I just had a bowl this morning
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Yes, because using toilet paper as a condome so you dont infect yourself while scooping urine with your hands is much different.
Also, if we take it very seriously, toilet paper just replaces the tongue of someone else in both Cases.
Toilet paper is so thin that all bacteria pass through it as if it wasn't there at all.
Toilet paper's point is not at all to protect but to collect. You need to wash your hamds afterwards just im the same way as if you had held poop in your hands.
