Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. ill take a double scoop

ill take a double scoop

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
50 Posts 36 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • B [email protected]

    I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.

    That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything 😁

    H This user is from outside of this forum
    H This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #29

    I lived in West Africa where there was no TP at all. People used pieces of millet stalks to scrape the big bits, then wash anything else away with your left hand and water. It actually does a good job.

    TP is objectively weird and inherently the least good job of any way other than doing nothing at all. You just grew up like that and don't know what the alternatives are and how many of them are much better.

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
    • U [email protected]

      You're calling it "washing before", some of us call it "warm water pre evacuation lubrication". We are not the same.

      S This user is from outside of this forum
      S This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #30

      Y'all need some fiber.

      1 Reply Last reply
      1
      • S [email protected]

        Oh look, a meme created by a man, who promptly ignored the more frequent use for toilet paper employed by 50% of the population 🙄

        L This user is from outside of this forum
        L This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #31

        Yes, because using toilet paper as a condome so you dont infect yourself while scooping urine with your hands is much different.

        Also, if we take it very seriously, toilet paper just replaces the tongue of someone else in both Cases.

        tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • Z [email protected]

          And bidets splatter you feces all over your butt cheeks.
          Nothing wrong with either from a hygene standpoint.

          S This user is from outside of this forum
          S This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #32

          You just don’t know how to use a bidet.

          1 Reply Last reply
          2
          • S [email protected]

            Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets

            S This user is from outside of this forum
            S This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by [email protected]
            #33

            I have a spare empty water bottle and a travel-sized container of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash when there’s no bidet.

            There are also travel bidets that are specifically designed for that purpose.

            1 Reply Last reply
            1
            • S [email protected]

              Brother eww.

              Also, why would I wash it before? What purpose does that even have when I'm shitting all over it literally 2 seconds later?

              O This user is from outside of this forum
              O This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #34

              I have one of the sprayer handle bidets, and I will often rinse off my balls and taint first. That way they can dry while I take a shit.

              I 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • E [email protected]

                Only the sticky kind.

                D This user is from outside of this forum
                D This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #35

                is there any other kind?

                E 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • D [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #36

                  No it's not. It's a bum dryer.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  4
                  • S [email protected]

                    Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets

                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #37

                    They can

                    S 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • D [email protected]
                      This post did not contain any content.
                      G This user is from outside of this forum
                      G This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #38

                      I had a girlfriend who made fun of me for washing in the tub after I wipe, I think she was just jealous that I had a cleaner asshole.

                      D 1 Reply Last reply
                      2
                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        They can

                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #39

                        They don't

                        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • G [email protected]

                          I had a girlfriend who made fun of me for washing in the tub after I wipe, I think she was just jealous that I had a cleaner asshole.

                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #40

                          no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day

                          G 1 Reply Last reply
                          3
                          • D [email protected]

                            no wonder she wanted to skip anus inspection day

                            G This user is from outside of this forum
                            G This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #41

                            Oh fuck I forgot Anus Inspection Day! Any ideas for last minute gifts?

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            3
                            • O [email protected]

                              I have one of the sprayer handle bidets, and I will often rinse off my balls and taint first. That way they can dry while I take a shit.

                              I This user is from outside of this forum
                              I This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #42

                              I actually never figured out how to use those.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • N [email protected]

                                That is untrue.

                                Z This user is from outside of this forum
                                Z This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #43

                                This doesnt adress my point. I swear I saw a study about this but I can't find it so whatever

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • D [email protected]

                                  is there any other kind?

                                  E This user is from outside of this forum
                                  E This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #44

                                  You might need to eat more fiber lol

                                  D 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • E [email protected]

                                    You might need to eat more fiber lol

                                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #45

                                    that's that fluffy pink stuff right I just had a bowl this morning

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • L [email protected]

                                      Yes, because using toilet paper as a condome so you dont infect yourself while scooping urine with your hands is much different.

                                      Also, if we take it very seriously, toilet paper just replaces the tongue of someone else in both Cases.

                                      tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                      tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #46

                                      Toilet paper is so thin that all bacteria pass through it as if it wasn't there at all.

                                      Toilet paper's point is not at all to protect but to collect. You need to wash your hamds afterwards just im the same way as if you had held poop in your hands.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • D [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                        tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #47

                                        Uh... That sounds disgusting. Toilet paper does zero to protect your hands. It's so thin and perforated that bacteria pass through it as if it wasn't there at all. The point of TP is that it collects poop and pee.

                                        After wiping, you wash your hands with a LOT of. soap, because your hand is full of poop bacteria

                                        It looks like OP wasn't taught this by their parents and just walk around smearing shit in every door handle that comes across. Not something I wanted to have to know about...

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        1
                                        • B [email protected]

                                          I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.

                                          That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything 😁

                                          dacotaco@lemmy.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          dacotaco@lemmy.worldD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #48

                                          This is a common thing in a lot of countries actually! And i cant say theyre wrong!

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups