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    Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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    I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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      Had me cackling

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        I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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        Or Rotavirus

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          Soon or later this will be you:

          Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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            Or Rotavirus

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            I would argue that it becomes less of a curl, and more of a spew at that point.

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              Quality shitpost

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                  Quality shitpost

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                  I think it's more of a pisstake

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                    I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                      Had me cackling

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                      Scrolling during an in person meeting. My God this one tested me 🤣.

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                        Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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                        It’s more a surprise than anything

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                          The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                            I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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                            Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                              Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                              Wise words, though I bet that's a sentence you didn't expect to write when waking up this morning.

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                                I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.

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                                  The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                                  You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.

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                                    I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                                    Your body took a screenshot

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                                      Soon or later this will be you:

                                      Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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                                      Happened on my 30th birthday, after all the festivities. Felt appropriate

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                                        The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                                        I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor. Mfw -> 😞

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                                          According to this, always be shitting and you'll never have a bad time.

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