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    I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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    Or Rotavirus

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      Soon or later this will be you:

      Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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        Or Rotavirus

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        I would argue that it becomes less of a curl, and more of a spew at that point.

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          Quality shitpost

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              Quality shitpost

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              I think it's more of a pisstake

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                I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                  Had me cackling

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                  Scrolling during an in person meeting. My God this one tested me 🤣.

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                    Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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                    It’s more a surprise than anything

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                      The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                        I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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                        Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                          Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                          Wise words, though I bet that's a sentence you didn't expect to write when waking up this morning.

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                            I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.

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                              The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                              You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.

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                                I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                                Your body took a screenshot

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                                  Soon or later this will be you:

                                  Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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                                  Happened on my 30th birthday, after all the festivities. Felt appropriate

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                                    The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                                    I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor. Mfw -> 😞

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                                      According to this, always be shitting and you'll never have a bad time.

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                                        Wait until you get food poisoning 🫠 hopefully you have a tub beside your toilet.

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                                          I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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                                          You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin

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