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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]
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    Now add rows and columns for:

    • cumming
    • vomiting
    • bleeding
    • menstruating
    • dying
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      Then I don't see the problem in shitting during peeing.

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      The problem is your bathroom timeline just changed. That's a face of consternation because a 1 minute excursion has turned into at least 5 minutes.

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        Now add rows and columns for:

        • cumming
        • vomiting
        • bleeding
        • menstruating
        • dying
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        And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

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          Ok, so I just made up always be shitting as definitely being a thing. Damnit. It felt so real.

          Thanks for the rec though!

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          #59

          Great movie.

          I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.

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            Great movie.

            I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.

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            Cool, thanks for seconding. I think I'll watch it tonight!

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              Now add rows and columns for:

              • cumming
              • vomiting
              • bleeding
              • menstruating
              • dying
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              No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

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                No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

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                The hypercube of gross.

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                • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]
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                  My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.

                  It's good to be alive!

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                    The problem is your bathroom timeline just changed. That's a face of consternation because a 1 minute excursion has turned into at least 5 minutes.

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                    Oh, I see. I read my saved articles in the bathroom so it takes me around 184 minutes regardless of what my initial purpose was anyway.

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                      Great movie.

                      I haven't seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can't imagine it being anything short of amazing.

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                      You know, it's kind of funny Jack Lemmon is in it. You think the names Jack and (Liz) Lemmon from 30 Rock are a tribute?

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                      • rustyfish@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        Soon or later this will be you:

                        Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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                        God I hope someone reads your comment, laughs and accidentally shits and lives the very moment you are describing.
                        Just staring at the face they are now making.

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                          Farting while pissing is awesome.

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                          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                            Babe, everytime I fart, I piss and shit myself.

                            "There's literally nothing wrong with that."

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                            Maybe they're a docter

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                              Maybe they're a docter

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                              I don't think it's healthy for doctors to soil themselves when they fart, either, but I'll leave it to the experts.

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                                Farting while pissing is awesome.

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                                why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.

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                                  why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.

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                                  Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.

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                                    No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying

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                                    Elvis-Mode?

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                                      Farting while pissing is awesome.

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                                      Brother you've got my upvote

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                                        And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

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                                        sheezing

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                                        • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                          My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.

                                          It's good to be alive!

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                                          it's all smiles so long as you're sitting on the toilet, anything involving shitting is never smiles if you're not on the toilet

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