Please tell me
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Soylent White?
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Soylent White?
If this ain't purple I'll be disappointed.
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69 calories per cup...
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.
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Soylent White?
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.
And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.
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Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
My bad, I'm just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.
They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.
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High in Vitamin D...
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Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them "long nipples".
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It's milk, but from bulls instead of cows.
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]...you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.
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It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
