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    It is high in crowtein.

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    Don't get that on your skin!

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      They have a plastic lining!?!? Crazy.

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      Yeah! All aluminum cans have a thin plastic lining. So do soup cans. They're still both better than plastic packaging, but it just shows how difficult it is to completely remove plastic from your life.

      I drink a lot of beverages that come in aluminum cans so I am reaaaally hoping that they have less microplastic risk than 100% plastic packaging does.

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        That looks like it came straight out of Sausage Party.

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        • indibrony@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".

          What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

          That product? The one named Liquid Death?

          ::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
          It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
          :::

          This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

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          I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

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          • E [email protected]

            Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.

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            It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.

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            • johnmannesca@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

              Yeah, but at least they have high sugar warnings on their beverages, so it's likely nothing compared to what the US does with the only metric measured bottles available in the region (which are typically much cheaper too).

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              Also they actually use sugar. The United States imports Mexican Coca-Cola.

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                And who do you think used a lot money and political leverage to make that happen, hell coca cola even hired hit men to go after trade unionists, educate yourself

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                What the actually fuck is this response for asking what you meant by "America"?

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                  I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

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                  This you?

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    They milked the bulls for this...

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                    • indibrony@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                      Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".

                      What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

                      That product? The one named Liquid Death?

                      ::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
                      It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
                      :::

                      This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

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                      This isn't an actual product just fyi it's done by an artist.

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                        It's just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                          I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

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                          Delightfully devilish, Seymour

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                            This you?

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                            I am that cool.

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                            • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?

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                              In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn't as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it's water in a can.

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                              • alk@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                                IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

                                And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

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                                I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.

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                                  Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

                                  Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

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                                  • W [email protected]

                                    It's just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?

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                                    It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

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                                    • M [email protected]

                                      Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

                                      Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

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                                      Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

                                        Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

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                                        Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌

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                                        • iapetus@slrpnk.netI [email protected]

                                          It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

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                                          Delicious

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