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    Cows with Mad Cow Disease

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      Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

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      Want a medal?

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        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

          In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn't as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it's water in a can.

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          It would be far less wasteful to set up the logistics for something refillable. Expensive initially, but once the logistics and the culture for it have been developed, cheaper too.

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            That’s when you accidentally milk a bull.

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              Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

              Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

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              That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.

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                Well, it's got lots of vitamin D.

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                Vitamin Dick

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                  It is high in crowtein.

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                  Image of crow dancing as it walks along concrete wall

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                    Milk from Diddy parties

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                      Milk from Diddy parties

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                      That's real Cambodian

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                        They’re still both better than plastic packaging

                        Citation needed. Aluminum needs much more energy.

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                        Aluminum is infinitely recyclable

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                          Aluminum is infinitely recyclable

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                          As is CO2.

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                            It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

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                            yes, as we've done for thousands of years.

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                              Milk from Diddy parties

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                              Sleepy milk

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                                It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

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                                  Want a medal?

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                                  Can I have one?

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                                    Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks

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                                    Lichen takes a likin' to those minerals.

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                                      I want to know what name came in second.

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                                        Face from nick jr.?

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                                          Also they actually use sugar. The United States imports Mexican Coca-Cola.

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                                          And not enough of it! There's a few places I can find it

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