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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyzT [email protected]

    Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

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    #21

    You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

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    • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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      #22

      Pages are fractional now?

      Man, I really gotta get with the times...

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      • mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

        Pages are fractional now?

        Man, I really gotta get with the times...

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        "Section". They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯

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        • T [email protected]

          Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I'd have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid

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          I watched too much of power rangers on TV as a child.
          As a result, I don't find the anime enjoyable.

          Even though the premise was fun, I just couldn't tolerate it enough to feel the fun.

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          • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zoneN [email protected]

            ::: spoiler spoiler
            https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass
            :::

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            The default libass shaping engine,

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            • D [email protected]

              Force Feminisation male pregnancy

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              Im listening

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              • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zoneN [email protected]

                ::: spoiler spoiler
                https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass
                :::

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                I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as "Full ASS".

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                  ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

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                  When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

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                    I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

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                    HEY EVERYONE IT'S THE ASS GUY

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                    • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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                      ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

                      Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

                      It's even worse than tar.

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                        Im listening

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                        #31

                        https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

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                        • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                          ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

                          Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

                          It's even worse than tar.

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                          GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.

                          It's also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?

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                            Force Feminisation male pregnancy

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                            ffmpreg?

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                              https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

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                              #34

                              I was hoping for this gif:

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                              • dditty@lemm.eeD [email protected]

                                When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

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                                Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.

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                                • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]
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                                  Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?

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                                  • mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                                    Pages are fractional now?

                                    Man, I really gotta get with the times...

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                                    The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

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                                    • appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                                      I was hoping for this gif:

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                                      lol that's a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

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                                        lol that's a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

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                                        • undefined@lemmy.hogru.chU [email protected]

                                          I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

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                                          They transliterated it as English: “Great” being written like “Go Ra To” or something similar instead of using the Kanji 大 pronounced as “Dai”. Same with Sword, they wrote it like “Sa Do” or something, instead of 剣 pronounced as “Ken”.

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