Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
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If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?He seems like an all right guy
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….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.
Maybe this guy is playing a long game.
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….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
I wondered too and bravely ventured onto the dailymail website when the comments left me hanging. Your hunch was right, the only this i can add is that he walked out
seemingly unaware that they were not matching pairs
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
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These shoes will claim they're victims of a crime and they're right!
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Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
That joke was already made in the article.
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To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
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I'm just saying, renaming your store to "53 Shoes" after this would be really funny.
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There was an old wacky-crooks story about a one-legged man who kept getting arrested stealing display shoes from shops when they matched his remaining leg.
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If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
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What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy's smart
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Invite a lot of really bad dancers to buy all the left shoes for cheap
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That joke was already made in the article.
There's an article?
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Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
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That joke was already made in the article.
I didn't read it as it's the Daily Heil.
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Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he's trying to impress.
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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
wrote last edited by [email protected]INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
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Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
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If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?You looking for a job as his attorney?
