Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. 7 for me

7 for me

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
53 Posts 36 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • R [email protected]

    Nat 20

    DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.

    isa@feddit.orgI This user is from outside of this forum
    isa@feddit.orgI This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #12

    ::: spoiler Greedy player:
    What about petrifying everybody then, who's unfortunate enough to see me unclad?Pencil drawing of Medusa, lifting the chin of a helmeted man with closed eyes, so that they soon would be face to face.
    :::

    R 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • isa@feddit.orgI [email protected]

      ::: spoiler Greedy player:
      What about petrifying everybody then, who's unfortunate enough to see me unclad?Pencil drawing of Medusa, lifting the chin of a helmeted man with closed eyes, so that they soon would be face to face.
      :::

      R This user is from outside of this forum
      R This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #13

      Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.

      socsa@piefed.socialS 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • R [email protected]

        That's a really good point. I'd like to add that I've lived in places where I wouldn't survive much longer outside while naked.

        W This user is from outside of this forum
        W This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #14

        I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it's a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.

        For most of us though, help is a door knock away.

        R 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • R [email protected]

          It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?

          D This user is from outside of this forum
          D This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #15

          So, Mr. Bond, we meet again ..

          R 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • K [email protected]
            This post did not contain any content.
            G This user is from outside of this forum
            G This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #16

            I fixed the image for you

            M 1 Reply Last reply
            4
            • K [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
              rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #17

              I put on my robe and wizard hat.

              A 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • R [email protected]

                It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?

                socsa@piefed.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                socsa@piefed.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #18

                I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.

                R 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • K [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  J This user is from outside of this forum
                  J This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #19

                  Where the 18s at...?

                  F 1 Reply Last reply
                  2
                  • R [email protected]

                    Nat 20

                    DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.

                    socsa@piefed.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                    socsa@piefed.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #20

                    I attempt to seduce the nearest goat

                    R 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • R [email protected]

                      Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.

                      socsa@piefed.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                      socsa@piefed.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #21

                      Cue my ...entry... music

                      R 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • K [email protected]
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU This user is from outside of this forum
                        uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #22

                        20 since I was like 9 or 10.

                        Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

                        H A 2 Replies Last reply
                        1
                        • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                          I'm the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that's fucking creepy.

                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                          R This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #23

                          I'm assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don't know if it's creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • K [email protected]
                            This post did not contain any content.
                            tooclose104@lemmy.caT This user is from outside of this forum
                            tooclose104@lemmy.caT This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #24

                            nap is 18 and bedtime is 20

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                              I attempt to seduce the nearest goat

                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              R This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #25

                              Nat 11

                              DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."

                              Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                                Cue my ...entry... music

                                R This user is from outside of this forum
                                R This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #26

                                [$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • D [email protected]

                                  So, Mr. Bond, we meet again ..

                                  R This user is from outside of this forum
                                  R This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #27

                                  Do you expect me to talk?

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • K [email protected]
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #28

                                    Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?

                                    B 1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • K [email protected]
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      L This user is from outside of this forum
                                      L This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #29

                                      No option for no shirt....

                                      _ 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • W [email protected]

                                        I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it's a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.

                                        For most of us though, help is a door knock away.

                                        R This user is from outside of this forum
                                        R This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #30

                                        What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • P [email protected]

                                          I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

                                          J This user is from outside of this forum
                                          J This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #31

                                          My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can't sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups